we have been doing a whole bunch of stuff. far too busy for this nonsense. you wouldn't even believe the shit we been up to.

one of us is up the duff and the other is supporting the duff. right on for those got duffwise!

t'other weekend we glammed up as each other and fooled many. we looked amazing and in no way like a pair of old trannies!

we went on a smashing holiday to tenerife and had it large and also knifed up a few airport staff but hush hush about that although we are masters of disguise, obv.

Current Mood: lazy

we done got ourselves a joint journal. we are like them celebrity couples now like what brangelina and chiggy are only ours is better.
we both had the whole week off sick after staying up for forty eight hours to celebrate ben's birthday. we went to town and met mr. salt and mr. pepper and the bonnie and clyde bears - so watch out for them!
we went to the opera house and met some of the immediates - dan, ben and craig. then had a racist dinner at the noodle bar. spent forever getting into uncomfortable clothing and even more uncomfortable shoes. 
travelled to autonomy and everything was to standard. the music was above par. we begged dan to let us leave and spent the next 25 hours at ben , chelle and niki's. went on one of many missions with dan and smashed grace's back/front door in to reveal her nakedness. brung her to the party.  craig did a hilarious et impression which can be seen on youtube,  and sailed along the kitchen floor with ben on the good ship sobriety.  chelle told a lot of people to fuck off and called people cunt rags from her throne. then alot of people piled onto ben's bed and we went subterranean which cause a lot of leg and foot confusion. somehow it became night time again and we booty bumped again. we went to kissington world of adventures, had a bang on the coconut shy, but not the log flume. then we logged off people's mice with our joysticks. niki came back from work and made us have a yellow party and we made her have a bum party. and it all went downhill from there, everyone except the girls turned into torpid tony's after having the gumption to introduce themselves as nonsense nigel's.
we then went home and slept for 12 hours and have been recovering ever since. happy birthday ben!!!

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: placebo